RULE #1

Be courteous and be safe. Just because we are mindless flesh eaters does not mean we are rude and reckless.

RULE #2

If you are one of us, prove it. Lumber, hobble, limp, groan, and simply maintain a consistent state of deadness. After all, you're dead.

RULE #3

No weapons. You're a zombie. You don't need weapons. Your smell is brutal enough.

RULE #4

Come sober. Have you ever seen a zombie take a drink of anything other than blood? An undead mob is wild enough without any added elements of chaos.

RULE #5

Do not drip or leave your blood on anything but yourself. A gash to the jugular is very serious indead indeed, but try to keep a rag on that. You should get it looked at.

RULE #6

NO RUNNING ZOMBIES! If you run, then clearly you are not one of us. That makes you "one of them". In which case...watch out.